It is where Daft punk makes more sense than Richard Feynman giving a lecture on physics. Grass begins to have two meanings and often when one says ‘Grass’, or even ‘weed’, it ends up being just a gardening term. Bee...

The lady at the billing counter was calling me. I couldn’t help but smile rather shyly whilst looking down and trust me, I hadn’t seen this coming. She was an amazing friend and I did have crushes back at school, bu...

So there I was, deliriously happy, sitting on a stool at the bar, drinking away to glory. Proud that I had finally decided to stand up for myself, finally decided to loosen the noose around my neck.

I am out of the bar now. It feels like everything is fading. I’m fucking wasted. Can’t stand properly. Need a smoke! Someone get me a smoke.